I say this on a daily basis.
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Captain America:
I am one of the most powerful people in the world and could kill you in the blink of an eye.
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Me:
Ahhh yes! But can I grab your ass?
Hot pic no edits? okay
el class?
In French, you don’t really say “I miss you.” You say “tu me manques,” which is closer to “you are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb, or an organ, or blood. I cannot function without you.
If Liberty from degrassi can get a boyfriend, AND get pregnant
I can too
It saddens me so many people have reblogged this, and so many people have felt this horrible feeling that I, too, have experienced. I wish I could do something for each soul.
To everyone that will or has reblogged this. I don’t know your story, I don’t know your life or your history. What I do know is that if ever you need anyone to talk to, I’m here. Please, the world won’t be the same without you.
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parents:
your room is a mess
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me:
did you mean abstract art i think i heard you wrong
yeah your kid is on the honor roll but my kid ate like three batteries ten minutes ago and I don’t know what to do
